Hal's Humor Scope (part 2)

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Hal's Humor Scope (part 2)

4. Sleep at least 10 hours every night.

5. Upon turning 25 inherit 5 million dollars from rich grandfather.

Editor's Note: Hal welcomes your feedback and stories so that this becomes to put a smile on your face (or a groan in your breath).

Posted by Hal Schlenger
July 20, 2021

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This Year’s Posts:

Jun 2: Zone 34 Competition Continues through June 30!
Jun 2: Welcome to Our 500+ New Members This Year!
May 26: Grant Sponsors Speakers from Rescuing Hope 1
May 5: Honored at District Conference ...
May 5: Congratulations to District 6900 – Zone 34 Interact Citation Recipients!!
May 5: Watch Us Grow - How the Numbers Look May 1, 2022
May 5: Watch Us Grow - How the Numbers Look May 1, 2022
May 4: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
May 4: Welcome Atlanta Southern Crescent Rotary Club! 1
Apr 27: Empowering Girls Webinar May 5, 11 am EDT
Apr 21: 23rd Annual Roswell Remembers Memorial Day Celebration
Apr 6: RLI: Your Ticket to Great Rotary Information
Apr 5: An Update from Shelter Box
Mar 25: 2021-2022 District Grant Close Out and 2022-2023 District Grant Application Deadlines
Mar 25: The Zone 34 Membership Competition Continues
Mar 25: Did you know that there is still time to sign up for RYLA?
Mar 21: Global Grant To Help Down Children in Brazil
Mar 17: Listen To The District Podcast
Mar 10: Time to Make a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Move 1
Mar 10: Spring into Action
Mar 3: Never Too Old To Join Rotary
Mar 3: Support Romanian and Moldovan Rotarians as They Respond to Needs in Ukraine
Mar 1: Expanding our reach with satellite clubs
Feb 13: Join Rotary Club of Atlanta West End for Special Presentation by Dr. Mel Pender - Feb. 25 via Zoom
Feb 7: YOU'VE BEEN SERVED!
Feb 7: Sign Up Now for 2022 RI Convention - Live in Houston!
Feb 3: Finishing Strong
Feb 3: Georgia Rotary Student Program Names New Program Director
Jan 11: East Cobb Hosts Public Service Commission Chair
Jan 11: Oslo Summer Scholarship Opportunity for Georgia Students
Jan 11: Join in the Fellowship - Next Gathering: January 18
Jan 11: Envisioning a Happy, Healthy and HIV-free Future
Jan 11: Jim Trapnell, Rotary Club of Marietta
Jan 10: Happy Half Year! Celebrating How We Share Our Talents to Make a Difference
Dec 17: Two options to support disaster response for recent tornado in Kentucky and Tennessee
Dec 5: Oslo Scholarship Applications Due By December 31
Dec 5: Working and Learning Together to Expand Our Reach
Dec 5: Help Celebrate 75 Years of GRSP Next January
Dec 5: Join Us in Houston - Last Call for Reduced Rates
Dec 4: Join Zoomformation Call - Monday December 6 at 1:00 pm
Dec 4: Calling All Rotary Anti-Slavery Superheroes!
Dec 3: Start the New Year Off Right with RLI 1
Dec 3: Sign Up for Guiding Young Peacebuilders and Get Involved
Dec 3: Welcome Jackson High Interact!
Nov 10: Making Giving Tuesday - November 30 - A Success!
Nov 9: Navigating Shark Infested Waters of the Workplace
Nov 4: Showcase Your Club!
Nov 2: Celebrating World Polio Day
Nov 2: Giving Thanks and Sharing a Legacy
Nov 1: GRSP Student Selection Book Going Digital!
Oct 31: How Do We Attract the "Selfie" Generation to Rotary?
Oct 31: Come on Board with Youth & Peace in Action
Oct 31: Top Ten Reasons to Participate in RLI Workshops
Oct 30: Happy 100th Birthday to the Rotary Club of Thomasville!
Oct 30: Get Ready for 2022!
Oct 6: Tucker Donates Backpacks to Start the School Year Right
Oct 6: Planning for Global Grant Applications Quarters 1 & 2, 2021? Your Plans Due By October 20, 2021
Oct 6: Mark Your Calendar for October 19
Oct 5: Peacebuilder Certification for Rotarians – REGISTRATION IS OPEN!!
Oct 5: A Letter from Our District 6900 RLI Chair
Oct 5: Host a Rotary Youth Exchange student for 2022 – 2023
Oct 4: Join Midtown Atlanta on October 26 for Zoom Update on Polio Eradication
Sep 6: Chris Brand Receives Follow Me Award
Sep 6: Lorri Christopher Honored as District 6900 Rotarian of the Year
Sep 6: Sheffield and Club of the Year Awards for 2021-22
Sep 6: PDG Fran Milberg Honored with The Rotary Foundation Distinguished Service Award
Sep 5: Consider a Great Networking Opportunity 1
Sep 5: Join Roswell for Golf or Tennis on September 13
Sep 5: Will MacArthur Joins Arch Klumph Society
Sep 5: Jump on the Youth & Peace in Action Train Today!
Sep 5: Are You Ready for World Polio Day in October?
Sep 5: Columbus Starting Midnight Basketball
Sep 3: The Gig Economy ... Learn More September 8 at 1 pm ... Register Now
Aug 30: Take a Look at How Your Club Can Help
Aug 24: 2021-2022 District Directory Available as PDF
Aug 16: Haiti Earthquake Victims Need Our Help
Aug 10: GRSP Pivots to Virtual Conclave, Postpones 75th Anniversary Celebration and Plaza Dedication
Aug 2: Applications Now Open for Rotary Youth Exchange Study Abroad Scholarships for Georgia Teenagers
Aug 2: Alpharetta Rotary Seeks Partners for Brazil Project
Aug 2: Laws of Life Kicks Off Its New Year
Aug 2: GRSP: Celebrating 75 Years and Going Strong ... Join the Celebration
Aug 2: Creating a Vibrant Game Plan
Jul 31: Be on Board the Peace Train by September 10!
Jul 28: District Grant Projects May Begin
Jul 15: Join the Largest Rotary Meeting Ever ... July 21
Jul 7: Tony Barnhart, Mr. College Football
Jul 6: Share Your Membership Stories for August- and Help All Our Clubs Grow More to Do More
Jul 6: Clubs Making a Difference in Their Communities
Jul 6: Happy New Year District 6900!
Jul 6: Welcome New Members
Jul 6: Welcome to the Membership Committee!
Jul 2: Reimagining Rotary: A Look Back and Forward
Jul 2: Midtown Atlanta Rotary Celebrates 65th Birthday!